/* Copyright (C) 2002-2008 W3bbo
* All rights reversed.
*
* This code is licensed under the W3B license, redistribution and yada yada yada
* noone really bothers to read license agreements thesedays. I could put in some
* horrible secret, like how I murdered my pet hamster by putting it into a
* high-speed blender and drinking the results. Mmmmm, zesty! But anyway, I could
* put stuff like that in here and no-one would take any notice and I'd get away
* with it scott free. Hurrah!
*
* This website is provided by the copyright holder "as is" and any express or 
* implied warranties, including, but not limited to, enlarging the size of your
* penis, losing weight, or reversal of hair-loss are disclaimed. In no event
* shall the copyright owner be liable for any damages, including, but not limited
* to, awful boy-bands, Dungeons & Dragons attribute statistics, or your computer
* exploding in awe of how awesome I am.
*
* This software isn't (but probably should be) protected by W3bbo Genuine
* Advantage (WGA) which may or may not disable this website if it is determined
* that you are thinking of the wrong W3bbo. There are many W3bbo immitators on 
* the intarwebs, like on this PC Overclocking forum, and a ham-radio guy with
* the callsign W3 BBO, and on some other forums; so take heed only one's the 
* one, true, W3bbo. (And that's this one) */
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using Cult = System.Globalization.CultureInfo;

public static class W3bbo {	

	public static int main(string[] args) {
		
		if(args.Length != 1) {
			System.Console.WriteLine("W3bdevil.com <Reason for visting>");
			return 1;
		}
		
		string reasonForBeingHere = args[0];
		
		switch(reasonForBeingHere.ToUpper()) {
			case "FORUMS_PICTURES_LOL": 
				if(User.IsFeeling == Human.Emotions.RandomEmotion) {
					goto W3bdevil.com/forums;
				} else {
					goto ForumsPile;
				}
				break;
			case "POWERBOCKING":
				goto Bockipedia;
				break;
			case "ROYALE_NOIR_LEAK":
				goto LongZhengsBlog;
				break;
			case "OTHER_ANIMALS_ARCHIVE":
				goto Other Animals Archive;
				break;
			case "WANT_MISC_SCRIPTS":
				goto /Scripts/;
				break;
			case "W3BBOS_UNSTARTED_BLOG":
				goto Ghorkov_Propaganda_Machine;
				break;
			case "MSDN_CHANNEL9":
				goto Channel9;
				break;
			case "CONTACT_W3BBO":
				goto Contactify;
				break;
			case "SPAM":
				return toSender;
			default:
				goto hell;
		}
	}
}